Rubba $RUBBA
CASOON

Official Bath Shift Supervisor

Rubba

Rubba, a soapy shiba inu wearing a yellow rubber duck on its head, staring straight ahead

One tub, two ducks, absolutely no change in expression.

Bath Conditions

Rubba runs a very crowded bath.

Tub

Pink, shallow, and already over capacity.

Headwear

One duck, self-appointed.

Backup

One duck circling starboard.

Water

Warm enough to negotiate.

Temper

Dry, despite contrary evidence.

Ticker

$RUBBA

Tub Route

The shift begins when the tiles start dripping. Rubba takes the middle seat. The senior duck claims the crown; the junior duck patrols the foam. Nobody has explained who opened the tap. Nobody intends to. By the time the bubbles reach the rim, every station is occupied and the supervisor has approved nothing.

Tap CheckWater arrives without paperwork.

Crown StationSenior duck takes the high post.

Middle SeatRubba maintains the only serious face.

Foam PatrolJunior duck circles the rim.

Drain ReviewNo decision is recorded.

Working Habits

The bath stays disorderly. Its supervisor does not.

  • Still Face

    Holds steady through duck traffic and foam.

  • Wide Ears

    Collect every splash before complaints can escape.

  • Soft Authority

    Runs the bath without moving a paw.

Keep the water warm.

Rubba remains on duty.